Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Not me!

Apparently I have a sixth child that I wasn't aware of (no, I'm not talking about Michael this time, lol). This sixth child is named "Not Me". "Not Me" is the family troublemaker. He is responsible for many things around the house.
Who left the bathroom door open so Kenlie could drink from the potty?
"Not me!"

Who left the markers on the kitchen table so Kenlie could paint herself blue?
"Not me!"

Who took the antique rocking chair outside so the dog could scratch the seat up?
"Not me!"

Who's going to pay for Mommy to take a trip to somewhere tropical and stay with the kids while she goes?
"Not me!"

Hmmm, maybe this "Not Me" kid isn't so bad after all.


Tracy said...

Hey...that kid lives here, too!

Prison Teacher said...

I love the title to your blog! We just had our third (this is David from high school). The oldest is 4 and she hasn't learned to blame "not me"...yet. I am sure it is only a matter of time. Good to see you on Facebook.

Kristin said...

Too funny, growing up my Dad insisted we had a kid named "Not Me" too. Not Me always used the last of the toilet paper and didn't change the roll. Always left the front door open... and lost the mate to dozens of socks. .. there must be a Not Me in every house!

-- 9xmama (CMF)

LesleyReid said...

No Kidding! The others are about to stand in the gap for "not me" for all of those spankings-lol.